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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
December 5, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Obama now blaming "that lying prompter!" There are people in dialysis less dependent on machinery than Obama...I hope Obama is simply a liar cuz if he's this inept we're Gary Lockwood and Keir Dullea way out beyond Jupiter with a broken Hal 9000 unit...Only the federal government could appoint Navigators who don't know which way is up...I'll call it the Affordable Health Care Act when the President legally changes his name to Barack Affordable...Looks like the President has bitten off more than his adorance can pre-chew for him...I'd say Obama's poll ratings are cratering, but Obama killed NASA, so the kiddies won't get it...Some people trace everything back to racism. I call them "tracist"...John Kerry continues to remind me of a melting watch in a Dali litho...Merriam-Webster in its year-end round up just officially changed "Knock on Wood" to "Knock on Biden"..."Ask not what your country can do for you" because the devastating new answer to that question is "everything" (poorly)... And dot's dot, folks!
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