October 3, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
What if the San Diego Chargers just all simultaneously disappeared and we found out Manti Te'o just imagined he played for a team named that?...No doubt the NFL has a tacit agreement to keep it in house but let's face facts. You can now receive a penalty for "Hitting Too Hard"...Lou Holtz is Dr. Zaius with a bad rug...Mark May on ESPN needs to talk just a little faster so he can vault himself back thru time and meet Jane Seymour at a lakeside resort...Maybe Democrats will turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a Photo I.D. to participate in the program..."Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be doctors..."...The least the TSA could do is give me a thumbs up on breast cancer after groping my man-boobs...If Ted Cruz were here illegally, the Left wouldn't know whether to crap or wind their watch...Ted Cruz = Winston Churchill. Obama = Ward Churchill...Might as well read "Green Eggs and Ham" in the Senate. They're not reading the bills... And dot's dot, folks!