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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
January 16, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
Dear Mr. President: less Neville more Wilt...Before I'd give my personal info to an Obamacare Navigator, I'd let Lil Twist borrow my Lamborghini...The fact is there is some degree of a penalty on almost every play in the NFL. If we call them all it might be right but it's not football...In an effort to get our sports perfect, I'm not sure we're getting them right anymore. #nfl...What should be simplified first, the Tax Code or the NFL Rulebook?...It's just my opinion, I could be wrong but I believe the Von Trapps are the Wu Tang Clan of Austrian Folk Music...I don't want to say America is a narcissistic culture but Americans are now requesting they only be surveilled on their good side...How can such vibrant people elect an Eloi drip like Patty Murray?...I'm deadheading to NY tomorrow on an Amazon Drone for only $79! Cramped but easy on my pocketbook and I only have to share with 2 others!...I just got flipped off by a self-driving Nissan on the 405!... And dot's dot, folks!
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