December 19, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
While Obamacare is definitely the worst roll out of the year, Romo to his left is a close second...Hmmm. OSHA outlaws "Chimney Transit" for Holidays and insists all cookies and milk, "Santa Chum," be gluten-free...Visited the North Pole today. Not expecting to receive everything I asked for as Santa's narcissistic helpers were all too busy taking elfies...Somebody in Ad Land is missing a great opportunity by not drawing Obama's face on an icy pitcher of Kool-Aid...If 50% are sponsoring the other 50% in the USA, let's go to 1-on-1 like I did with the Honduran kid who would send me a Polaroid of the new village cistern...Somebody should write a book about this debacle and call it "All The President's Men." But, hey, never mind...He's a genius but he knows nothing about anything. Fine, I'll take his most ardent devotees at face value and deem him "in under his head"...I'm watching an informative special on the Obamacare crisis - oops, sorry, it's the 1994 film "The Madness of King George"...Libs mock Creationists and cite Darwin. Then, when Creationists cite "Survival of the Fittest," Libs encourage them to be more Christ-like...Hey, isn't it time to bring in the big brains on this Obamacare disaster? Where's Eva Longoria in a pair of clunky non-prescription glasses?...Imagine you're a Liberal right now watching this disaster and no part of you is thinking there's something amiss. That's just creepy... And dot's dot, folks!