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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
September 5, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Just saw a news clip with the perpetually idiotic Pelosi, that constant come dither look on a mug that is more stretched than her credibility...Iraq, Paper, Syrissors...The reason Obama is dithering on Syria is that he's trying to figure out how to fit the details of the strike into a Tweet with a #obama...President Obama flips more coins than Harvey Dent refereeing the Super Bowl...Somebody better go down to the storage locker and get the creases steamed out of the "Mission Accomplished" banner...British PM Cameron just visited Saville Row to have his mittens sewn onto his coat sleeves as mandated by Parliament...Geopolitical experts ask, what is the modern definition of victory? Uh, having people who loathe you set up alerts to follow your asides?...Who would win? Belvita v. Velveeta on Celebrity Nosh Death Match...If you look at John Kerry in Letterbox it looks like Fred Gwynne trying to convince you to open the door and let him into the speakeasy...I'm going to play Jenga tonight, or as John Kerry calls it, Ghenga... And dot's dot, folks!
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