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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot September 18, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Maybe Dan Snyder is as slow on the uptake as they say he is. Shocked he didn't Castle and pick up Michael Sam up off the waiver wire... I find Goodell very presidential... The Trivago guy has now creeped me to the point that I can't watch Dr. Zhivago anymore... The Prez is very self-assured. Cups and saucers in the debris field between his promises and what he's delivered are in eerie alignment... As his fans jump ship, the contrarian in me dictates I now say Barack Obama is the single greatest president we've ever had. #yeahright... Just heard audio of the Prez at Stonehenge telling it to "slow down a little" and free itself up from "RockBlock." #29hrdruidworkweek... Obama will soon be sending out "save the date" cards to ISIS to let them know when the air strikes are coming... People ask "how can you even imagine Joe Biden as President?". I can't imagine a BS'er like him working anyplace else... And dot's dot, folks!
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot September 11, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
James O'Keefe snuck across the border dressed as Osama bin Laden. If he wanted to get arrested, he should've dressed as a Tea Partier... Obama's idea of a top-level briefing - meeting with his caddy to discuss pin placement... The guy's in Martha's Vineyard more frequently than George Washington was...Could he at least have the flags on the pins placed at half mast?... Obama went to Estonia to lecture Putin. Ironic, since I'm pretty sure that was Obama's nickname back in the Choom Gang... Biden's promise to "fight ISIS at the Gates of Hell" is the most vainglorious example of kicking the can down the road in history. #jarjarjoe... The fact that we can't agree on whether it's ISIS or ISIL tells you everything you need to know about the contretemps... Don't look at me, I didn't vote for him... And dot's dot, folks!
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot August 14, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Why we bustin' on Israel? Hows about we here in the States go back to our '67 Border? Clarity begins at home. #fakinlikeIknowwhatsgoingon... I never thought the press corps would be THIS complicit... Ferguson Mayor says most looters are out-of-towners. He's late to the party on this. I've been advocating locally-sourced, sustainable looting for decades... Forget the fence. At this point, I'd be willing to accept making illegals stop at a Sonic drive-thru window... When America's the most benevolent place on earth, and the international pecking order flowchart re-aligns so that we're not top dog any more, I don't think it's good for the world at large... I heard Sarah Palin's getting a cooking show where she makes impeach cobbler... Hate Obama because he's black? Listen, the only thing I still dig about him is that he's black. It's the rest of it that I don't get... Don't look at me, I didn't vote for him... And dot's dot, folks!
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot August 7, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
"Mr. Putin - rebuild that wall!"... "Paging Mr. Francis Gary Powers, Paging Mr. Francis Gary Powers"... Scott Summers' eyes open wider than Kenny Rogers'... It's an affront that when Liberals demand we help people, they lump the needy in with the seedy... Would that our borders were as unassailable as the end paragraph of a liberal's sob-story narrative... Anybody remember the good olde days when two hours wasn't a cease fire but rather a pee break?... "Player safety isn't everything; it's the only thing." Vince Lombardi... I'm too lazy to have Restless Leg Syndrome... And dot's dot, folks!
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot July 31, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
I'm amused by people who incessantly jump on the "you're just a band wagoner" bandwagon. #sadlittleniche... It's getting to the point where the ONLY thing I like about Obama is that he's black... I get the feeling that the Obama Administration finds Issa more disruptive than ISIS... Carville can now go back under the rock and protect Dobbsy's share of the gold... Hey, where's Jar Jar Biden been lately?... Obama's Presidency has been collapsing ever since Chico Ruiz stole home... Unfortunately, I drew Obama in my Presidential Mauch Draft... Anybody know what Marie Osmond has been up to lately?... And dot's dot, folks!
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot July 24, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
It's a bad idea to put an expiration date on our troop presence. It's not a jug of milk, people... You get the feeling it's easier to get into this country now than it is to get out?... "I'll have the GlobalWarmed CrackPie sliced with a dull knife (don't like clear borders) a dollop of Class Envy and hold the reinforcements"...Bill Ayers, the tenured terrorist. You never saw Emiliano Zapata at a CVS counter arguing over a Propecia co-pay... When Obama says he's going to act on his own - he's not gonna become a coyote, is he?... I wish Russia would take over OUR country, because at least then we'd have a border... I wish Obama held the Muslim Brotherhood in as much disdain as he did the Tea Party... Looks like John Roberts is going to have to save it twice... And dot's dot, folks!
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot July 17, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
I've heard Jeff Koons has other people take his selfies... I'm seeking crowd funding for a remake of "My Dinner with Andre" with Luis Suarez and Shia Labeouf... Hillary's "Hard Choices" is 600 pages long. If she'd put that many pages into a pre-nup with Bill, she'd have been a lot better off... "I've decided to take my talents to the South Beach of Lake Erie." #lebron... Wow! He's going all the way back! Lebron just announced he'll play next season with his old high school team!...Also, I believe Lebron can now be hands on in keeping his friend Johnny Football from going off the rails as youth tends to do. #lebron... I don't know a whole lot about much of anything, but I do know that letting your child travel alone, on foot, internationally, is a bad idea...How long before we see a photo of W. looking wistfully out the window of his plane as it flies over Ray Nagin's prison?... And dot's dot, folks!
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot July 10, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Is it just me, or does the World Cup trophy resemble a hernia test by committee?...When they take a soccer player off the pitch in that bin it's like you ordered a doll that cries from an Amazon Wish-Fulfillment Center...Soccer's offside rule just caused Stephen Hawking to sputter "suffering succotash!"...This just in! International Institute of Aphorisms (IIA) has just replaced "selling ice to Eskimos" with "scalping tix in Rio this Sunday"...So, is the Heimlich a red card?...Hockey players must look at soccer players in the same way centurions observed lyre harpists...I blame the transformation of the economy over the last eight years on Optimus Sub-Prime...I don't want to sound like a climate change denier, but you know what would REALLY creep me out? If the global temperature stayed exactly the same, year after year, for decades... And dot's dot, folks!
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot June 26, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as his predecessor. Obama immediately blamed Bush for his low poll numbers...What do you suppose will be the Pyrrhic victory half-life on a Redskins name-change before liberals find a new cause célèbre to be aggrieved over?...Making a "reservation" in a DC restaurant will now be deemed offensive...How about we keep the logo and just call them the "ThinSkins"?...One can only shudder at what the aerosol foam the judges are using to mark the field at the World Cup is doing to the nearby rainforest...The World Cup produces more flops than pre-"Springtime" Bialystock...Soccer players get a lot of boo-boos, don't they? #itsnothockey...The Donner Party advances to the Knockout Round... And dot's dot, folks!
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot June 19, 2014
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
The Clintons feel your pain, unless of course they happened to cause it...The Democrat reaction to the child-dump at the border is an effort to lower the voting age to 11...Patent Office cancels "Redskin" registrations. Harry Reid says Snyder will be "forced" to change the name. Dan, you might want to try just "Reds"...Or, keep the name "Redskins" and merely change the logo to a photo of Boehner. #washingtonredskins...Spain's early loss in the World Cup? I put that down to karma for bullfighting...Call Iraq "smoking a B-lister whose Western Civilization skills were really derelict", but it's a mistake to say the war in Iraq was a mistake...Middle-East policy primer: when someone's response to "Hi, nice to meet you" is "I think you're Satan", it kinda puts a bad vibe on the relationship from the get-go...I hope with this ISIS thing floating around, the administration doesn't drone-strike Darrell Issa and then say "I had no idea until I heard about it on the news, just like you"... And dot's dot, folks!
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