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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
June 12, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
Going out tonight to see the FarmersOnly.com talking dog and the Bush's Baked Bean talking dog re-stage the Lincoln/Douglas Debates...I've noticed the country has gotten much more obese since strangers started doing innumerable PSAs telling people how to eat...Nobody shoots his cuffs in the midst of haplessness more adroitly than Barack Obama...The judges now ask Miss USA Pageant entrants questions that the press are loathe to ask the President...How about we let illegals in, but they can only get healthcare through the VA?...Rapper Lil' Kim had a baby girl and named her "Royal Reign," after rejecting my suggestion of "Lil'r Kim"...cant·er noun \kan-ter\ - to leave town at a high rate of speed...If Darryl Strawberry and Ichabod Crane had a child It would be Adam Silver...and they would find it disquieting... And dot's dot, folks!
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