July 11, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
The light at the end of the tunnel is now one of those curlicue light bulbs favored by liberals...Sign o' the times. Nixon's stonewall has morphed into Obama's Sunsetter Retractable Awning...John Roberts just received an Obamacare waiver...Snowden announces what country he's accepted asylum in tonight at 8PM on ESPN in a special entitled "The Decision." Jim Gray to host...Edward Snowden's still stuck at the Moscow airport, and has legally changed his name to B. Dalton...A new study shows Mexican obese people are now more obese than American obese people. We are now officially too lazy to even be the fattest people...My Mid-East policy? Spend less, kill the bad guys, pave the roads...I wish Obama would join the Senior Tour, because the more time he spends on the links, the less time he has to stink at his day job...Alinskyites make Sisyphus look like an agoraphobic...It pains me to see Sharpton & Jackson weigh in on the Zimmerman verdict. Those men deal more in code than the guys who worked on the Enigma project... And dot's dot, folks!