May 8, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
Body language expert says Bill Clinton seems "awfully stressed" about UFOs. No doubt worried about them beating his time vis a vis "exams"...If everyone would immediately stop looking for work the unemployment rate would be 0%. DO THE RIGHT THING!...Just change the team's name to the Washington Boehners - everybody wins...The "humanists" will never relent on Snyder until he gives in or is destroyed. I would drop "Redskins" and not replace it. Just "Washington"...If Assange is invited to the Clooney nuptials, I'm betting he's the one who'll spill photos to the tabloids...Obama's foreign policy consists of making cartoons about McGruff, the Crimea Dog...They should put Sterling in a cell with OJ and put it on pay-per-view "The Ripper vs. The Clipper"...Obama's doing wonders for race relations. We've seen plenty of white guys suck at that job, it's nice to know a black guy can suck at that job equally...Don't look at me, I didn't vote for him... And dot's dot, folks!