April 10, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
Nancy Pelosi is the vestigial organ in the body politic...How about this? No term limits, but we reelect politicians at the end of every day via a smartphone app...Obamacare has made things so bad for doctors that my proctologist is now trying to make money on the side by making balloon animals...Ironically, my rap name is also Dennis Miller...Liberals want women intellectually pregnant and entitlement barefoot...There's a lot of morons out there, and they seem to have the gavel now...I think if Howard Beale had gotten a second season, instead of telling you to stand up and be angry, he'd tell you to live your life inside-out...The country will get fixed one way or another. The only question is whether it'll be a 1929 fix or an 1861 fix...The revolution will be TiVoed...