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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
August 8, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Gallagher just sued Carlos Danger for stealing his act sans melon...The Weiner campaign will hold a press conference later today to announce his penis will run on its own because it feels it's gotten more exposure than the actual candidate...It was "Din! Din! Din! 'E's chawin' up the ground an' 'e's kickin' all around: For Gawd's sake, git the water, Huma AbeDin!"...Hmm, Huma Abedin just co-signed a loan for Dionne Warwick...Home ownership at 18 yr. low, rent prices way up, full-time work down, part-time up...country has gone back to college! Frosh America 2013!...Advice to college grads. Living in parent's basement? Neo-synephrine because it's moist. Their attic? Saline because it's dry. That is all...The current relationship between the Feds and the hoi polloi is starting to remind me of the movie "Duel." (Feds in the rear)...Politico reports that exactly one person showed up at a rally in support of Obamacare in Virginia over the weekend. Know what really shocks me about this story? Politico is reporting facts, now...Phil Griffin blaming MSNBC's desultory ratings on too much "breaking news." What does it feel like to be that bright, Phil?...Beginning the miniaturization process to insert Stephen Boyd and his entire team into MSNBC's ratings! T minus 60...59... And dot's dot, folks!
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