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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
February 13, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
What if Michael Sam is like Manti Te'o and only imagined having a gay lover?...I think the next President will be a woman. Thus, Christie should roll the dice and adopt a zaftig transvestite persona known only as "Christie"...MSNBC sees traces of racism in everything. They're tracist...This country used to put our energy into innovation and intrepid behavior. Now we put it into a dog-paddle...Does Beyoncé even know what the slash above her "é" is called?...Bill Ayers. Nothing sadder than a revolutionary on a pension. You never saw Emiliano Zapata at a CVS counter arguing about an EDD co-pay...Olympic security is getting serious. You know those rifles they use in the biathlon? They're giving out those same rifles for the slalom...Obama is not only two-faced, he also speaks out of all 4 sides of his mouths...Obama is an inept civil servant. He's the guy in the toll booth who keeps giving too much change..."Barack Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life" #justplayingsolitaire... And dot's dot, folks!
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