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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
January 9, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
Like Bruce Ismay, Pelosi will now disguise herself as a woman to access the lifeboats...Going to back away now for a bit. I'll just say thank you Mr. President, thank you his supporters, we missed it, you were right, it's great...Keep your distance from your Lib acquaintances in the next few weeks. Many zealots tend to get vile when their pet notions crater...They just mistook the Obamacare rollout in Florida for yet another sinkhole...This thing's so messed up there are people whose surname is "Care" who are legally changing it...Let Biden explain it and watch him eat himself like the tabletop claymation worm that ABC AfterSchool Specials used to go to commercial with...Obama's now trying to stop the bleeding. I liked the old days (September) when Doctors stopped the bleeding...If you still think Obamacare is a viable plan, you're just one of those people who always see the glass as half full of it...Obamacare is Prohibition if they had been drinking when they crafted Prohibition...If you're looking for Obamacare to work, you might as well keep an eye out for Godot while you're at it... And dot's dot, folks!
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