October 31, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
A New York City man was arrested for meth, turned out it was Jolly Rancher candies. New show idea: "Breaking Wonka"...I'll give the Obamacare rollout 98% because it's a little less-than-perfect. How's that for a Clintonian parse?...For liberals defending the Obamacare debacle - is cutting off your nose to spite your face covered as a pre-existing condition?...People are being warned not to be fooled by scammers into signing up for fake Obamacare. What are the odds that fake Obamacare will be any worse than real Obamacare?...Obamacare is gonna get uglier. Someday we'll look back on the rollout as its golden era...I don't trust countries whose alphabet is our punctuation...Sebelius is under such intense pressure right now that her hair's turning brunette...Compared to Obama, even Jimmy Carter is starting to look like a tri-headed hydra of Gandhi, Churchill, and Hammurabi...Obama could nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki tomorrow and the left would STILL figure out a way to wrap their heads around it...I don't know if this administration is 1984-level creepy yet, but it's certainly a good, solid 1983... And dot's dot, folks!