February 6, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
Doctors are noting a steep rise in Pre-Cirrhotic Syndrome diagnoses and warning of the danger involved in the MSNBC/Apology drinking game...MSNBC is like a manic depressive cantina on Tatooine...Is it possible that Sharpton is the Sir Thomas More over there? #mindwarpingrhetoricals...The MSNBC motto "Lean Forward" translates to "Bend Over" for conservatives. It's just a matter of angle...I hope Barbara Walters lives to be 130 before she eventually goes to meet her Obama...The White House is now purchasing subway-poster-sized ad space for Obamacare on walls of drug smuggling tunnels from Mexico to the States...I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son...The UN's weighing in on the Redskins now. Yeah, all we need is fat guys in fezzes from "You-gonna-finish-that-istan" telling us how to run football...I miss the days when we used to watch the NFL to watch men careen into each other at a high rate of speed for a high rate of pay...The NFL now has an approved hitting zone that is smaller than the crowd at Roy Cohn's funeral... And dot's dot, folks!