As with every respectable superhero, we hear today that Mansquito has an earnest photojournalist always on his trail--a young Spanish photographer named Nespresso Daguerreotype.

Daguerreotype, the cub reporter who snaps shots at every Mansquito crime scene for the local paper, finds that his glimpses of the illusive superhero are often too grainy to be distinguishable, despite using a state-of-the-art digital camera. No one has been cast yet for the role.