September 12, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
There are Groucho Muslims and Margaret Dumont Muslims and we need the Dumont Muslims to tell the Groucho Muslims to stop being incorrigible...So far Obama has botched this to the extent that avowed pacifists are complaining about the clumsy roll out of the battle plan...Unless you're a sheik with kidney stones, you don't want to make red lines in the sand in areas as unstable as Crispin Glover on Letterman...Hank Kimball is looking Solomon-esque...We have GOT to be the only country that sends out "Save the Date" attack cards...Watching a young back trying to make the Rams named Chase Reynolds. Shouldn't the name Chase be considered taunting, Commish? 'Sup?...Goodell and Obama are gonna save us all from our baser instincts and make a profit honchoing the very entities they feel the need to tweak...Why do all NFL announcers seem so keen on instituting new rules ad nauseum? They seem disappointed more penalties aren't called...They should just leave a yellow flag on the field at all times and pick it up periodically when there's no infraction...Current NFL. #1 Commerce #2 Safety #3 Rules, Rules and More Rules #4 Game Play... And dot's dot, folks!