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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
September 26, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
I'm watching the Major Outdoor Soccer League on ESPN Pi. Home game for the Seattle Lightning Rod Heads vs. the S.F. Dr. No's...S.I. prepping an eight part series on pro cheerleaders using Super Glue on areolas for "enhanced Scaramanga effect" to cheat in tryouts...Clouseau was better at handling the globe than our guy. #syria...Putin = Vince Carter - Obama = Frederic Weis. #owned...I know this one is about to be spun into lore, but this isn't what the Cuban Missile Crisis was like, is it?...Geppetto sending Putin congratulatory telegrams...Putin getting us back for what Bobby did to Spassky in Reykjavik...Obama fiddles, Rome twerks...The real problem is that the only people left in the world who are still afraid of Obama are one-half of this country...Don't look at me, I didn't vote for him... And dot's dot, folks!
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