September 19, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
I just used Flex Seal to repair my Dap X-Hose Pro and opened a Stargate portal to the Battle of Hastings...I'm watching a movie with Robert Mitchum, Richard Widmark and Kirk Douglas. I'm a woman...We should become Syria's Investment Counselor, apply our principles, bankrupt them into the Stone Age and declare victory..."What is the opposite of Algonquinian, Alek?"...I don't understand how Goodell can turn a deaf ear to the potential for Tinnitus incurred at some of these overly loud stadiums. Law suit?...Seriously, Tinnitus is a pervasive problem. Stop the cheering, Roger!...I believe the NFL should start providing ear buds (not half ass little foam ones either) noise canceling sets to each and every fan, gratis...Sufferers of Acromegaly demand NY's NFL (NFC) team change their cruelly mocking name...We're all safe now! Safe, safe, safe, safe, safe safe, safe! Harold Lloyd would be branded as a warlock today. We've lost our minds...And by the way, should we be playing GAMES this close to coastlines? Huh?... And dot's dot, folks!