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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
February 21, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Nowadays, identity thieves want a lot less out of you than the government...Biden's stare at the SOTU was blanker than the check Obama expects the American people to write him...I passed on the State of the Union...I wanted to watch actual lapdogs so I flipped it over to the Westminster Kennel Show...I didn't watch the SOTU, but I saw a documentary on the History Channel about Emperor Nero, so I think I got the gist of it...Anytime somebody says the words "smart government" and Biden's in a two-shot over their shoulder, that risks tearing a seam in the time-space continuum...I didn't think it was possible, but Harry Belafonte is actually a denser individual than he was a lousy actor...a true Renaissance man...Hillary's qualifications to be the next Pope? She can change water into whiny, just like that...Obamacare frightens me because if there's one thing that operates more clunkily than a completely corrupt businessman, it's a bureaucrat at peak efficiency...I find myself in a Kafka novella trying repeatedly (and unsuccessfully) to delete a Kafka e-book from my iPad...Obama played golf with Tiger Woods. It was nice to see Obama hook a ball behind some shrubbery and blame an ACTUAL bush for once...And dot's dot, folks!
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