March 28, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Maybe Obama's trying to bring Israelis and Palestinians together through their mutual hatred of him...A new poll shows America's more unpopular in the Middle East under Obama than it was under Bush. Makes sense when you consider that America is more unpopular here in America now under President Obama...My brackets are so bloody they make Antietam look like an orderly withdrawal...Has New York's Mayor not become so invasive that it's time to consider re-naming a short man's excessive egotism a "Bloomberg Complex?"...Forget home-schooling. After Cyprus, I think home-banking may become the wave of the future...UNIONIZE THE DRONES!...I just heard the Supreme Court might overturn Tie Domi. Good luck! That SOB always has a solid base when he commences to throwin'!...Hey, the Bissinger Chocolates I ordered online just arrived and each individual piece is wrapped in spandex. 'Sup?...Attention Matt Lauer: welcome to Palin's life...I'm doing performance art at the Met by nodding off from boredom in a glass case while watching Tilda Swinton doze off in an adjoining case...And dot's dot, folks!