May 29, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
If Cruise would wear the "Vanilla Sky" mask under the Robo-Helmet in "Edge of Tomorrow," I'd be at the Thursday Midnight Show...Obamacare will turn into "I've fallen and I won't get up"...Turns out they meant flimsy, not transparent...Obama is now at that ironic juncture where his most ardent devotees are defending him for the 5th time in a row as clueless and not malevolent...If Hillary eventually debates Christie, there will be a lot of salt flung on the mat beforehand...Beware of the Global Warming Denier Deniers..."Global Warming is the single bigg..." now let's see, where's that air-dropped leaflet? Oh, here it is, "biggest problem facing mankind!"...Oh, and while I'm at it, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Harry Reid all reek of superior intellect. Oh, to be that smart!...Obama's the greatest, O'Care is greater, we've never been safer and global warming will flood NY by 2057 - c'mon, even you don't buy all that... And dot's dot, folks!