April 25, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Every time I see there's a John Kerry story, I think, "Who did we acquiesce to today?"...John Kerry will host a meeting of top Afghan and Pakistani officials to discuss reconciliation with the Taliban. The only issue is whether our differences will be moderated by Judge Joe Brown or Judge Judy...Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is in the hospital after getting hurt in his WWE title fight. A new high in irony: real injuries from pretend sports...You'll get Gosnell's right to capriciously abort children in a questionable manner when you pry it from his cold, dead hand...There were people who worked in the Enigma project during WWII who did not deal, on a day-to-day basis, with code as much as Al Sharpton. He could take the phrase "I prefer oleo margarine" and break that down into a racist comment somehow...I believe in good police work. I don't believe in a good police state...There is good and evil in the world, and the good should occasionally thin the herd of the evil...One of these days, someone's going to trigger a home-made bomb with an Obamaphone...Why is the President afraid to say "terrorism"? He's either stupid or he's creepy or he's a genius like HAL 9000 who's thrown a wire and doesn't quite know what he's doing...If we're going to take the high ground in the war on terror, we'll have the best seat in the house to witness our own demise.