May 1, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
The 4/20 movement is made up of kids who will eventually be going "Hey Mister Rich Guy! I'll wash your car for twenty," "I'll mow your lawn for twenty," "I'll shovel your sidewalk for twenty"...I think we should legalize pot immediately. It'll be a boon to the economy when the wizards just rip by the stoners, hatch a bunch of new business ideas, then hire all the stoners for minimum wage...A new report shows that 1 in 5 households have nobody in them that's employed. All in the name of kindness, altruism, and caring. Looks like we've cared people into a comatose state...Can we get the NSA to hire Sterling's girlfriend to monitor Al Qeada's conversations?...Al Qaeda? Isn't that Al Sharpton's snitch name?...Apropos a man named Sterling ended by a man named Silver...Yeah, it's hard to have an honest conversation about race. It's a minefield out there. Who wants to be candid first?...The next evolution in smartphones will be an app that says "don't say that" before you say something that will offend someone...The difference between Orwell's "1984" and now? Now, liberals would ban rat cages to the face, but only out of concern for the well-being of the rats... And dot's dot, folks!