February 14, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Working on a business model for private air travel on unmanned drones being deadheaded into staging areas above major American cities. Bonanza!...Most telling thing about Obama's attention to detail is that he'll have to have his "Enemies List" revealed to him on prompter...Headline: "Women's Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhoea, Says Egypt Prime Minister Hisham Qandil." This is what passes for E=MC2 over there...This country is operating more in the red than the kid's face in the Bar Refaeli Super Bowl ad...Can we all come together as a nation and agree to only kill people by drone while they're being water boarded?...If the Prez were anymore full of it concerning Drones vs Waterboarding, he would be protected under CIA's new foie gras abolition ruling...I didn't see this coming, but Hillary's been appointed the new Pope. Well, anytime you announce the election of somebody with a waft of smoke from a tower, who better to blow that smoke than one of the Clintons?...North Korea had a nuclear test this week. With nukes, though, you don't need to worry about the test so much as the nuclear pop quiz...Is this Arias Trial in fact just a three episode arc on "Portlandia?"...Dr. Ben Carson...speaking truth to ineptitude... And dot's dot, folks!