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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
May 22, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
The hypocrisy of Satanic masses is that as soon as they're over people get in their cars in the parking lot and don't curse each other...Got an idea for a funding site called Crowd-Silencer. If my detractors raise $1 more than I'm scheduled to make in '14, I'll gladly shut up...Dr Who running tonight on the Beeb at 7PM and then a documentary on the famous Buddhist Temple at 8. Who's on first, Angkor Wat's on second...The culture's gotten so secular now that liberals insist on "Godzilla" using a lower-case "g"...I'm so lazy I can't even get Restless Leg Syndrome...All the old hippies have now become all the old Orwell characters...Alec Baldwin appears to be so unhinged, I'm beginning to think the Braselton purchase was his idea...Alec Baldwin's disbelief that not everyone makes sextant plots off his aura is highly reminiscent of Lennon's Troubadour incident...Startin' to get a Manti Two'o vibe off Michael Sam... And dot's dot, folks!
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