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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
April 11, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
The Associated Press announced it will stop calling illegal immigrants "illegal immigrants." Rickles announced that he's just going to continue to call all of them "Pedro"...Liberals get overvociferous defending Obama's dismal record. That's the tell...Joe Biden is the spokesman for the "blank helicopter crowd"...Great day at the Atlanta Braves game yesterday. It was Mohel Day at the old ball yard so the tomahawk chop had a certain precision to it...My gay friends don't talk about gay marriage as much as the straight white guys in media...Greece now wants reparations from Germany for WWII. Yeah, good luck calling in a marker on the Hun...What this planet needs is a country called CommonSensylvania, because this nation has gone as mad as Crazy Eddie with a fever...A new poll shows 15% of people think the government adds secret mind-control technology to televisions broadcasts. I definitely believe they exist. They're called commercials...Did you see that video of Obama missing 20 of 22 shots on the basketball court? Well, he's still better at shooting than he is at picking winners in the green jobs category...Speaking of his bad game, we should start taxing his missed shots. We'd all be flush... And dot's dot, folks
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