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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
October 10, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Just saw the stock footage of that Iranian Nuclear Facility. Anybody else freaked out by the "Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosey" poster on the wall?...If it's 50% paying and 50% receiving now, can we go to a one on one sponsorship system so I at least get a biannual Polaroid from my guy?...What exactly passes for "essential" in DC these days? Opposable thumbs? Breath on a mirror? An imperceptible upward arc on a flatline EKG?...We're so far thru the looking glass, we put saw horses up to keep the Occupy Omaha Beach heroes out but not the Occupy Wall St. jag-offs...I'm apprehensive that the one physical malady that won't be covered under Obamacare is bustin' your ass...Is it a bad sign for Obamacare that the guy that it's named after doesn't want to participate?...Last time I heard the word "glitches" this frequently I was at opening night of the National Gay And Lesbian Theater production of Macbeth...Just talked to my Obamacare boatswain - rough water ahead...Wow, I merely went to register for a prostate exam and the Navigator told me to bend over...Is it possible for 2 humans to be further apart while ostensibly in the same title tent than Amerigo Vespucci and an Obamacare Navigator?... And dot's dot, folks!
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