March 13, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
My vote for most-uttered phrase in the world today? "Hang on, my internet's really slow today"...Doc says I've got "Dennis Elbow" - probably from taking too many selfies...The next time the Democrats in Congress mention "Job Lock," offer them Term Limits and watch the Roadrunner clouds head off into the distance...Oh no! Rick Perry's breaking out his smart guy glasses!...If I pick a password that is rated "Very Strong," I might as well pick "Forget" as the password...Of all the genetically modified foods, the wall-eyed peas have to be my favorite...In Indonesia, Muslim leaders have declared the hunting and trading of endangered animals to be immoral - unless, of course, the animal has been Bar Mitzvahed...I don't believe in Global Warming, solely because Mika Brzezinski DOES...Spoiler alert! - On the 7th day, he rests... And dot's dot, folks!