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Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
June 20, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
A cash-strapped police department in California is now enlisting the help of garbage collectors and mail carriers to help them spot crime. This explains the high profile busts last night of Oscar the Grouch and Mr. McFeely...The Spurs hit more 3's than Bill Clinton when there were no 4's available...Reality Show Idea: "Lap Band." Talented, obese musicians practice together over 12 weeks after getting surgery. Get svelte, popular, and addicted...Obama does more fundraisers than a PBS CFO with a hidden blow problem...It might be narcissistic of me, but all I ask is that the government surveil me on my good side...Here's a thought: everyone loves Sloppy Joes, but they've become too pedestrian. Let's add a Tuscan lilt to it and call it an "Untidy Giuseppe"...You'd think one of those non-Verizon phone companies would change their slogan to "Not Tapped"...I'm enough of a patriot to tell Obama that I think he really stinks at the job...When Obama walks into the room, they don't play "Hail to the Chief" anymore, they play the chorus from "Every Breath You Take"...I admire Sheryl Attkisson - it's nice to see there are still reporters out there who don't volunteer to share their hard drive with the White House... And dot's dot, folks!
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