March 14, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
With Chavez dying before Castro, my brackets are already screwed...I'm thinking Bobby Valentine for new Prez in Venezuela...Chavez's replacement appears to be the next Sasha Baron Cohen film...When a porcine entity like Chavez enters into Hieronymus Bosch-ville, the locals think of it as a karma luau...Chavez has an All-Access laminate from Dante...Obama administration pondering a per step surcharge on travel by Acorn Stair Lift...The College of Cardinals is like the Green Lantern Corps with better expense accounts..."If you have a filibuster for more than four hours call a physician"...Any truth to the rumor that if you're holding a jar of Prego Marinara sauce and it turns blue you're knocked up?...China's telling North Korea to "show some restraint" in its militaristic rhetoric. That's like Dean Martin looking at Peter Lawford and saying "you're cut off!"... And dot's dot, folks!