May 15, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
Harry Reid is the new McCarthy, and I don't mean Andy...2 types of people in the USA. Some want to lead with the drop to 6.3% in the unemployment rate, some with the 800K dropping out of the work force. #whichareyou...Why does my scalp itch? I don't know - that's a head-scratcher...A football player gets a fine & reeducation over a single tweet. Orwell was right, he was just off by 30 years...How can a league that supposedly espouses sensitivity call the last person drafted "Mr. Irrelevant?" #Nameshurtcommishgoodell...If perchance Donald Sterling and Michael Sam marry, the planet will explode. #cosmicconfluences...Next time a news organization complains that Benghazi was two years ago, claim that there's now a story that the people at the consulate actually escaped on a Malaysian jetliner...Truman dropped two. Obama's hashtagging. Gee, why are terrorists emboldened?...I say we turn Solange Knowles loose on Boko Haram... And dot's dot, folks!