November 21, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Bill Clinton telling you to "honor a commitment" is like Bill Clinton telling you cruisin' strange is time wasted...When Toronto's Mayor gives you the Key to the City it weighs 2.2 pounds...The only people on this earth who are still scared of Obama are half of his country...Not since Apollodorus presented Patty Murray to great Caesar has a rollout been this awkward...Obamacare makes Prohibition look like Lee at Chancellorsville...Gotta go - as a fledgling Buddhist I have to start applying for Obamacare now for my third life down the road...To slap it with the moniker "Obamacare" is unfair. It should be "Barackobamacare"...Hmm, I think I need a Rolloutoscopy...I'm pushing a national effort to replace the "Knock-Knock" template with the "If you like your (blank) you can..." as our new default form...Boy, we're lucky Palin wasn't in charge of the Healthcare Rollout cuz it mighta gone poorly, huh!... And dot's dot, folks!