Homepage Newsletter ad
Subscribe now and listen to shows commercial-free
Already a member?
THE DENNIS MILLER SHOW
Call the show LIVE
Mon-Fri, Noon-3PM EST
866-509-RANT [7268]
Membership Ad
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
November 21, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Bill Clinton telling you to "honor a commitment" is like Bill Clinton telling you cruisin' strange is time wasted...When Toronto's Mayor gives you the Key to the City it weighs 2.2 pounds...The only people on this earth who are still scared of Obama are half of his country...Not since Apollodorus presented Patty Murray to great Caesar has a rollout been this awkward...Obamacare makes Prohibition look like Lee at Chancellorsville...Gotta go - as a fledgling Buddhist I have to start applying for Obamacare now for my third life down the road...To slap it with the moniker "Obamacare" is unfair. It should be "Barackobamacare"...Hmm, I think I need a Rolloutoscopy...I'm pushing a national effort to replace the "Knock-Knock" template with the "If you like your (blank) you can..." as our new default form...Boy, we're lucky Palin wasn't in charge of the Healthcare Rollout cuz it mighta gone poorly, huh!... And dot's dot, folks!
Bookmark and Share
More Dennis Dot-Dot-Dot
SEARCH:  
 
 
DMZ
 
 
 
TWITTER
DENNIS
ChristianDMZ
 
WHETHER REPORT
The poll that tells you which way the wind is blowing.
Who should be the DMZ Laugh Laureate?
 Gene in Philly
 Rob Laurich
 Karl Zahn
See Results
 
In what is quickly becoming a cult classic on the show, The Kwok Brothers.
Available at a great price - While they last!
Stay warm anywhere you want while still having your hands free to do other things.
Make a statement with this shirt!
In what is quickly becoming a cult classic on the show, The Kwok Brothers.
Available at a great price - While they last!
 
Popular Topics
2012 2012 Elections Annotated Miller Bathrobe Sessions Comedy Dennis on Fox Dennis's Oprah's Book Club Elections Featured Caller Friend of the Show GOP Primary Michael Yon Mitt Romney Movies Music Newt Gingrich NFL Obama Obamacare Rants Rich Eisen SNL TV Upcoming Appearances Videos
Copyright © 2014 Dial Global, Inc. All rights reserved.
Terms & Conditions  |  Privacy Policy
Powered by Nox Solutions LLC.