June 6, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
The 2800 pages of the Obamacare bill make "Gravity's Rainbow" read like "The Elements of Style"...With Obama, forget "no clothes." The emperor has no birthday suit...Eric Holder's first name might as well be "Place," because that's all he's good for...The only difference between Nixon and Obama at this point is that Obama will eventually need the words "I am not a crook" written out on a teleprompter for him...CDC researchers have discovered e.coli bacteria from fecal matter in 58% of public pools. NBC is denying that the Today Show segment "Where in the World Is Al Roker Swimming?" has anything to do with it...Just saw the new Will/Jaden Smith film. The problem? Zero degrees of separation...The NY Times is in an abusive relationship with the White House entitled "50 Shades of Gray Lady."...The White House Press Room has turned into "Men Staring at Goats Blaming Other Goats"...How does Birdman Anderson check for melanomas?...If Chris Christie ever debates Hillary Clinton for the Presidency, they best shoot it in IMAX... And dot's dot, folks!