April 24, 2014
Posted by Dennis Miller
Isn't it ironic that people who believe in the Illuminati are such dim bulbs?...I watched Game of Thrones for the first time. It was 8 minutes of Peter Dinklage running around in a tiny leather tunic calling women "whores." It was like watching Alan Funt's id...Putin could take Odessa and the Black Sea tomorrow and the only way Obama would let us jump in is if one of Putin's tanks ran over an endangered turtle...I'm tellin' you, tortoises are troublemakers - very slow troublemakers. Keep an eye on 'em - kinda easy...Even worse? A tortoise playin' a Gibson guitar...Bundy should raise herds of slowly stampeding tortoises. Feds won't know whether to shit or wind their watch. #EasilyAvoidableOnrushingDeath...I find it crazy how crazy this country has gotten...Epistemological quandary. If one dines at T.G.I.Fridays on Good Friday between noon and three and orders meat, is it a sacrilege?...