March 7, 2013
Posted by Dennis Miller
Judging by their clumsy, invasive questions at the Combine, it would appear NFL scouts believe Manti Te'o might have an imaginary boyfriend...Can Hollywood take a night off from the Obamas now? In a single generation they've gone from "fight the power" to "invite the power"...Obama speaks out of both sides of his mouth so often he now needs 4 teleprompters...I don't want my President to be historically important. I want him to be competent...Obama's plan to fix the sinkholes in Florida: shovel money into them...America's gone from a shining city on a hill to a whining one...Joe Biden said that President Obama's preparedness to use military force to keep Iran from getting a nuke is not an "idle bluff." Ya got that right, Joe. The term is "hollow threat"...A horse show in Florida is under quarantine after 6 cases of equine herpes were discovered. God, Bobby Menendez will hit ANYTHING!...You know what killed Chavez in the end? Jealousy over Rodman's visit to North Korea...The lesson I take from Chavez: You can not take out a tumor with thuggery... And dot's dot, folks!