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Dennis Miller
Jebediah Dennis Miller Show's 120 year old intern
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Whoever delivers the line "Pizzas?" as the cockroach delivery boy trying to get in the house on the Orkin exterminator commercial is genius
02:28 PM Mar 14
People who incessantly scream Tax The Rich seem emboldened in the way that only one who is confident that they will never be wealthy can be
02:36 PM Mar 13
Is perhaps the President not whom he appears to be? Is it possible that perhaps he is THE ACORNIAN CANDIDATE?...
01:47 PM Mar 12
Local authorities have deemed me to be A PERSON OF DISINTEREST...
01:27 PM Mar 11
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Wait... the Olympics are over??? That explains why it's been so dull while I sit at the bottom of this hill. Can I get a lift back to LA?
12:35 PM Mar 4
Dear Germany, Canada now owns you. Starting tomorrow, your beer steins schnitzel and strudel can only be purchased with loonies and toonies.
06:33 PM Feb 23
As if I don't have enough to do during the day, now I need to make sure you all follow REAL Dennis Miller at @DennisDMZ... When do I nap?
01:20 PM Feb 18
Really likes Presidents Day, because it honors ALL presidents equally. Except YOU, James Polk. And don't pretend you don't know why...
07:24 AM Feb 16
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